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Harry and Meghan Have Created Their Own Alternate Universe Where He is King and She is Queen Consort

King Harry and Queen Meghan 


The beautiful thing about having your own home that you pay for with your own money is that you can be King and Queen of your own castle. This is exactly what Prince Harry and Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, did in Montecito. They have created their own alternative universe. Now, those journalists in Australia and Piers Morgan over there in England would turn that into a negative if they ever heard me say it. That Harry and Meghan have their own alternative universe. But that does not have to be a bad thing. Sometimes, you just need to create your own situation because everything else around you is so toxic. 


King Harry and Queen Meghan. I love the sound of this.

King Harry and Meghan, Queen consort....not so sure...

What the hell does this word mean anyways? "Consort"? What does this mean? It sounds kind of concubinish. Camilla, Queen Consort. 

It's like short for "consortium" which means "sex" doesn't it? So she is Queen who gives sex?...I find it difficult to imagine that that is still going on between those two. (Meghan can learn a lot from Camilla though.)

When a spouse withholds "consortium" it means they don't give their spouse any. And this is grounds for a divorce, is it not?

Consort. What the hell does that mean??

Well, never mind. She is Queen Meghan, quite simply. And their chateau in Montecito is their palace. We opined that it is their forever house, but that is not even necessarily so. They could upgrade to an even better one, which is hard to imagine. Did you ever wonder if Oprah helped them with the downpayment?

But that is what Kings and Queens do. How many homes do Charles and Camilla own now that he is King Charles III? It's a lot and nobody thinks it is excessive. When was the last time Charles and Camilla flew commercial? Probably never and he claims to be an environmentalist. Yet, no one criticizes him cause he is the King. But god forbid Meghan and Harry fly private.

I hope they get their own jet soon. Because Kings and Queens fly private jets. And they don't apologize.

I wonder how Queen Margrethe of Denmark gets around?

She seems like a resident nightmare on a certain level, I gotta say.

Long live King Harry and Queen Meghan!


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