Advisors for Meghan and Harry

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      A MEGHAN MARKLE AUTUMN: INSPIRATION FOR HER FANS Autumn is here, you guys! Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex has recently returned from the UK where her grandmother-in-law, the longest reigning British Monarch Queen Elizabeth II, was recently lain to rest. It was a very stressful time as you can imagine, and quite unexpected too, given that the event occurred while the Duchess and her husband Prince Harry were in Europe tending to other engagements when they received the news that the monarch has passed away in her castle at Balmoral. A lot of media attention exploded onto the Duke and Duchess, a situation which surprised them, as well as many in the viewing public who expected that most media attention would be squarely focused on paying respects to the deceased Queen. The Duke and Duchess were very stressed during this time of unexpected mourning. They had left their two young children at home in Montecito with the Duchess' mother Doria and had not expected to spend m...

 It is bewildering how much putrid hate Megyn Kelly excretes on Meghan Markle on a regular basis. Usually, when a woman spews this much "blood coming out of her wherever" at another woman, that other woman has slept with the bleeding woman's man, or has threatened to do it.  Meghan Duchess of Sussex has never slept with Doug Brunt. Granted Doug Brunt (is that Miss Kelly's current legalized night shagger?) is hot. But, Meghan Markle's type is paler and taller than Mr. Brunt. We suspect that Megyn has nothing to worry about as Meghan Duchess of Sussex does not want her man, Mr. Brunt. Meghan's got her hands full as the entire world can see. Usually, that should be enough to ease tensions between two women. (Diana and Camilla...) Usually. But when, as here, it is readily apparent that Meghan Duchess of Sussex has never ever come into the same room never mind intimate physical contact with Megyn's husband, lover, or crush, then shock horror we are nonplussed ...

Harry and Meghan are having a tough time in their marriage right now because they are going through a lot. Since they got married, it has been hard for them to find a little bit of peace and a little reprieve. Even after fleeing Kensington Palace, then Frogmore Cottage and then the house in Canada, and then Tyler Perry's house in Beverly Hills to their abode in Montecito , it is hard for the Sussexes to find true peace.  Why? Because people will not leave them alone to let them live their lives. Well, not people. I should say demons. Only demons would be this unstopping and heartless as to harass two people simply because they chose each other as husband and wife. The Sussexes are strong but they are not stone. They need help to maneuver all this stress and maintain the health and integrity of their marital union. Meghan gets the brunt of the hate but Harry is not immune. He blames himself for getting Meghan into this situation. He should have thought this all the way through and ...

HOW DOES THE ROYAL FAMILY MAKE THEIR MONEY?  A royal courtier has written a book in an effort to "blacken" the name of Meghan Duchess of Sussex. The book ridiculously claims that circa 2018, Meghan declared that she ought to be paid for a royal engagement she and her husband Harry Duke of Sussex made to Australia, or wherever down under it was. The aim of the book is to make the Duchess seem greedy, money-grabbing, and unreasonable. The undertone of the book and the intention of the author is clearly to influence the public opinion of the Duchess in a negative way and to make her lose even more public support. This courtier is a bloody hypocrite. This courtier knows damn well how the royal family works. He or she knows that when the royal family makes appearances on behalf of the queen, they are PAID by the Queen for their WORK.  An article in Oprahdaily g ives a very clear explanation of how the Queen and her family became one of the richest families on the face of the Ear...

  BE QUIET, MEGHAN! If we could advise Meghan, Duchess of Sussex about how to survive this improbable journey she has been on for the past 5 years or so with the British Royal Family and the global press, we would tell her to be QUIET and look at all the videos she can find about Queen Consort Camilla, née Camilla Shand Parker Bowles.  Camilla is a textbook case of survival against all odds by someone who entered the British Royal family and was loathed and derided for years by the British people and the press. After years of being the most hated woman in England, Camilla who strategized and held fast is now the fucking queen of this same country, and people LOVE her for it. Meghan will probably never be loved as much as Camilla. But if she is clever, she can definitely turn around the situation to a point where it is completely livable and palatable for her. She has to remember she is being hazed and roasted as have many before her, including Princess Diana, Camilla Parker Bo...

  MEGHAN AND HARRY NEED TO STOP TELLING THEIR SECRETS TO OPRAH AND GAYLE KING There are rumors that Oprah and her company are bankrolling Meghan and Harry's projects, including Meghan's podcast on Spotify. We have pondered whether Oprah helped Meghan and Harry with a downpayment on their house in Montecito California  in exchange for the infamous 2021 interview. While we support Meghan and Harry's entrepreneurial endeavors and love Oprah, we do caution the Duke and Duchess to avoid "exposing" all the family business to a talk show host like Oprah and her best friend Gayle King who is also a journalist. Both Oprah and Gayle are seasoned media people whose entire raison d'etre is to get scoops and exclusives. In their line of work, these are the ways they build and sustain their cachet and career - by getting scoops. There is nothing wrong with that except when you are in a situation like Meghan and Harry are in. It is not in Oprah and Gayle's interest to s...